Chattanooga Needs a Placenta Restaurant

Don't get me wrong, I love Chattanooga.  From the boutique art galleries of Main Street to the artisanal cocktails at the Choo Choo, this city has everything a hip urbanite could crave.  Well, almost everything.  Chattanooga really needs a placenta restaurant! The health benefits of placentophagy have been well-documented since the dawn of humans.  Animals, …

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Stir/Sip/Feed/Seed/Hush Your Boujee Side

Naming your business after an animal or a street number is so 2014!  Today, the most boujee restaurants or boutique shops are embracing the trend of #VerbNames.  American Uber-cities boast restaurants with tantalizingly ambiguous names like Crave, Crush, Forage, Toast, or Jar.  Yum! When I eventually relocated to Chattanooga after a lifetime in major American …